Doctor Mainstream
Don’t come in here with a shopping list of tests you want.
I’m just a prostate man.
I check your prostate with my index finger
And order you a PSA test.
That’s it.
I don’t even know what C-Reactive Protein is.
You’re going to have to go somewhere else for that.
The God of False Prophets
Sorry if you weren’t born in the right place
Or into the right family –
But you should have listened to my reps
Who were out there telling you how
To get to the good place.
Oh, excuse me, you’re from the jungles of Borneo?
That’s too bad.
My reps didn’t make it over there,
So you lose.
In fact, you’ll burn in hell for eternity.
We’ve got mass murderers who confessed
On their death bed, so they’ll make it through the pearly gates
But you weren’t lucky enough to know how to do that.
Tough luck.
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