Daily Archives: February 8, 2012

The Sky’s the Limit

The Sky’s the Limit

 

A rich nobleman wanted to construct

An invisible building

Where no one would find him.

He went to an island

Where it never gets cloudy

And he put the building on stilts

And painted it sky blue.

A plane flew into it

And he had to escape in his underwear.

On his way out of the building

A little kid asked him if he wanted a shoeshine.

The Culture Criminals

The Culture Criminals

 

The culture criminals

Are tough on children.

With the boys, they keep them on their toes

By Insinuating that they don’t have the courage

To be men.

Some boys get suckered into proving themselves,

And instead of growing up,

Become culture criminals as well.