Is Jerry Normal?
Jerry is hoping that gas prices will go up.
He owns stock in Exxon.
Jerry is hoping people will get sick.
His wife is a pharmacist.
Jerry wants guys to become impotent.
He works for Pfizer.
Jerry won’t drink German beer.
He’s all American.
Jerry lives his life in fear.
He’ll never go to Cambodia
Unless he can take his platoon with him
To keep his paranoia at bay.
Jerry keeps a shotgun in his truck
Just in case a hippy gets smart with him.
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