I’ll Cut You Off

I’ll Cut You Off

I’ll cut you off in Mexico City,

Casablanca, or Bangkok.

The cutter-offers make traffic

Flow smoothly,

Even though it scares the shit

Out of the tourists.

You just get your nose ahead

Of the other guy,

Make your move,

And everybody’s on their way.

Houston, Miami, and LA play by different rules.

Drivers there are packing heat –

Tech 9’s, Glocks, and anything that’ll stimulate

A projectile.

You cut somebody off there

You better hope it’s a grandmother

On Prozac.