Everybody’s Going to Have a Drone
Pretty soon everyone’ll have a drone.
It’ll be pigeon-sized
And able to fetch, signal, and bomb.
Wimpy liberals will try to control them
But the selfish conservatives
Will say they are protected
By the Constitution.
They’ll say everybody should have one.
Got to protect one’s abode.
It’ll take pictures of all the terrorists
Who could be masquerading as joggers,
And chase mice
And other competitive locomoteurs
Out of the neighborhood.
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