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The Bag Lady

The Bag Lady

She liked her teachers

Even though they didn’t make sense.

She liked being around others

Even though they didn’t like

Being around her.

She liked to stroll around the city.

So when she arrived at nothingness,

She did what was natural:

Walked alone, walked along,

Picking up things that others might want.

Being outside — out there

Where it all was.

Where it was all happening.

This is life.

People, traffic, trash and treasure.

Why not pick up stuff

That’s still good?

It’s a way to get by

And be part of the whole.

The grocery cart is a good truck,

Office and calling card.

But no one ever calls.

The disease that began at home

And continued in school

Has progressed.

Now she’s scared.

Scared of two-legged animals

And the FBI and the CIA,

The DEA, and the National Security Agency,

As well as the Department of Human Services

And people who hurt.

It all happened so slowly.

A laughing little girl

Who had bad uncles,

And teachers who talked only to groups

Is now sick, paranoid, and hungry,

But free.

Is Jerry Normal?

Is Jerry Normal?

Jerry is hoping that gas prices will go up.

He owns stock in Exxon.

Jerry is hoping people will get sick.

His wife is a pharmacist.

Jerry wants guys to become impotent.

He works for Pfizer.

Jerry won’t drink German beer.

He’s all American.

Jerry lives his life in fear.

He’ll never go to Cambodia

Unless he can take his platoon with him

To keep his paranoia at bay.

Jerry keeps a shotgun in his truck

Just in case a hippy gets smart with him.